So, fellow Jews, have you chosen which Christmas Day matinee you’re going to hit before downing the traditional repast of sesame chicken and moo goo gai pan? Nobody suffers through the holiday season ...

UNIDENTIFIED CHORUS: (Singing) J-I-N-G-L-E bells. SIMON: Ah, jingle bells. Don't worry. Not going to sing along, but I would like to pose a question. How did those bells become a symbol of this season ...