Kohler is making a splash (sorry) at CES today with the announcement of everything from smart faucets, to showers that sing along with you, to a toilet that looks like it's from the set of Star Trek.

We know what you're thinking: The only thing missing from my ridiculously expensive, excessively tricked-out toilet is a USB port. Well it's time you welcomed your posh posterior to the 21st century, ...