A hydra-headed attempt to dirty up the Nickelodeon brand while simultaneously scrubbing raunchy high-school hookup tropes into family-friendly shape. Wren, as she tells us in brisk v.o., recently lost ...

Jaimie Trueblood.(Left to right) Victoria Justice as Wren, Osric Chau (in back seat) as Peng, Thomas Mann as Roosevelt, Patrick de Ledebur as Mike Puglio in FUN SIZE ...

FUN SIZE star Victoria Justice at the Nickelodeon Universe in the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota on October 20th, 2012. Excited fans camped outside beginning the night before and thousands ...

April: [proceeds to climb out the open window] Which is why it's my duty to tell you that you are one more nerd music jam away from total, social suicide! Bye.

The microscopic amount of fun to be unwrapped in "Fun Size" is a major disappointment. The teen comedy filmed in the Cleveland area stumbles onto DVD and Blu-ray on Tuesday, Feb. 19.