Well, according to his old pals at Fox & Friends, that’s kind of like what Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is going through. Except, instead of, say, mixing together the wrong froyo flavors, he may have kind of, sort of texted sensitive military strike plans to people he wasn’t supposed to in unauthorized Signal group chats—twice.

"Disgruntled former employees are peddling things to try to save their ass, and ultimately, that's not going to work," Hegseth said.